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On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagementday will you give me a ring. Santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.?2. American told santa : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Santa : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.3. Two santa were fixing a bomb in a car.Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.banta: Dont worry, I have a one more. 4 Interviewer : When is your birthday.Santa : 13th Oct.Interviewer : which year ?santa : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.5. Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. santa : Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.6 . Santa : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadipetrol se start hoti hai.7. Boss : Where were you born ?santa : Punjab .Boss : which part ?santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. __._,_.___