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the long weekend

hey guys... so the coming one is the long weekend for all rt? so wats the plan? anyone going anywhere? or just chilling at home? or one more weekend goes just like that?

Laws of nature

These are the unavoidable laws of the natural
universe...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become
coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or
you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being
watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of
your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the very
next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic
lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster
than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in
water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of bouncingly: The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two
people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an
open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a
floor covering are directly correlated to the newness,
color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you
are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if
you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Browns Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilkins Law: As soon as you find a product that
you really like, they will stop making it.

Happy Birthday Aditee

Hope it adds some special pleasure

To the hours of your day

To know you're being thought of

In the very warmest way...

And when your birthday's over,

Hope that you'll remember, too,

The same warm thoughts as always

Will keep going out to you!

~ Happy Birthday ~

Happy Birthday Aditee

All of us are joining in to say,

that May the year which your birthday begins,

brings all the special things, that mean the most to you!

Have a Happiest Birthday !!!

ANSWER THESE

[1] Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

[2] The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?

[3] You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?

[4] Which is correct: 18 plus 19 is 36. Or 18 plus 19 are 36?

[5] Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

[6] What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

[7] How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

[8] Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

[9] What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?

[10] What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?

[11] How is it possible to shave three times a day and still grow a beard?

[12] Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your
mother to stand behind you at the same time?

[13] What is harder to catch the faster you run?

NAVRATRI

MAINE DRAW KIYA COREL AUR PHOTOSHOP MEIN

Hansi ke Hungame!

1. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....

2. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped
him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

3. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

4. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya
bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

5. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and
slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.

6. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

7. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

8. When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

9. Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination !!!

Anyone interested?

EVAM YOUTH FORUM ANNOUNCES

MAKING SENSE OF THEATRE

A theatre workshop spanning 7 days wherein everyday a session will be conducted by a different conductor, but exploring a common theme - "Making Sense of Theatre".

The workshop will be an introduction to the diverse styles, methods and philosophies found in different approaches to theatre and an attempt to gain deeper insight into the practice of theatre. It aims to give young and committed theatre aspirants a deeper understanding and awareness of the many varied spheres contained within the magical realm of performance art.

The sessions will be conducted by Neeraj Kabi (Pravah Theatre Laboratory), Quasar Padamsee (Q Theatre Productions), Sheeba Chadha (The Company Theatre), Yuki Ellias (trained in Jacques Lecoq theatre school, France), Atul Kumar (The Company Theatre), Rajat Kapoor (Cinematograph), Julien Mulot (from France) - each of them focusing on their own styles of working.

VENUE: HANSRAJ MORARJI PUBLIC SCHOOL , BHAVAN'S COLLEGE CAMPUS, ANDHERI (W)

DATES: 4TH – 10TH OCTOBER 2006

TIMINGS: 6:30 – 9:30 PM

FEES: Rs.1000/- (for all 7 days)

REGISTRATION:

022 32400752 / 9820192778

evamyouthforum@gmail.com

Ø participants will be expected to attend all 7 sessions, selective participation/payment is not allowed

Ø this is not a beginners' workshop, but delves into the deeper aspects of performance, so participants are expected to have some prior experience in theatre

Ø on registering, the full payment will have to be made in advance

Ø limited number of participants only - please register at the earliest

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need some guidence

guys... My comp has conked out. hard disk is gone and even the mother board.. I dono if monitor's working... so i m planning to buy a new machine.. any idea which ones are tha latest good ones? sam suggested Lenovo... they seem to be good but some high performance models seeem to be expensive.. so i m confused which one to buy in terms of performance and also not very expensive because i have to shell out my money..... u all understand rt? ;)
so if u guys know any thing or know anyone whom we can consult then it will be great...
hey guys i had just been to atria the other day and its nice... though not all stores are open yet but some of them really have lovely displays and interiors... and also some stores have good stuff to buy... worth one visit.. and remain updated... :)
hey also i have started reading english litrature. i used to read only gujarati books till now so its fun. i have read 'Catcher in the rye, alchemist, inscrutable americans, 11 minutes till now... also i have bouoght some books from crosswords like - the monk who sold his ferrari, god of small things and one robhinston mistry's book... its fun.. some change from the routine work... hey by the way i went to that book store at infinity malls called landmark... its huge n nice... :)
i have typed so much... i hope u guys enjoy reading ;)..... i cant proof read so much copy so please ignore if any spelling mistakes or grammer mistakes.....

to rujuta

hi rujuta i read your comment and iam really sorry as my comment on adus poem hurted you the mistake will not be repeated henceforth hope you will forgive me take care

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Hi there,
I was scribbling somethings when i discovered this great illustration style...done more than 100 of this...want to everyone's view.

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Hi Guys,
Do you think that this blog template is bit boring??? You want me to change it??
Although we are going to chage it for month of October.
Please let me know if you feel it strongly.
- Sam

strand book fair

Strand book fair has started from yesterday and its till 30th sep. Its at Juhu and from 30% to 60% discount so guys its worth a visit i guess.

ACHANAK.....

ek diwas me blogwar gele aani mala asa watla ki....main pagal ho gayee hoon......i dont understand why have i posted these poems....matlab acchi hai....par kyon?....

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design yatra

hi all........ as sam has already told u all i had been for this design coference organised by kyoorius collection at goa.... many things to talk about.... the things that happened there, the new place we saw, the experience and wat new thoughts has it triggered......... first of all it was first even design conference happened in india.... so it was nice to attend it... lot of design firms had come from all over india so first time came to know that so many design agencies (and not advertising agencies) already exist in india.. most of them from banglore n then delhi n pune. some foreign designers had come who spoke about their work and their countries.... hey guys by the way u would be happy to know (as i was) that even J J students and proffs were also there... chalo atleast J J started participating in such things if not organise rt? mahesh had also come with his collegues... and my whole team of design sutra had gone..... we met kshirsagar sir, joshi mam and saynekar sir. and also few juniors from our college... no one else from our batch but..... hey that hotel was amazing and even the beach.... ok let me not bore u with all this....
Wat was noticable n i would like to share with u all is that the fact that now no more is advertising the whole n sole or even the major mode of brand communication. now so many new media and many other ways of branding have come up and its no more the advertising dominated field. the designers who showed there work had so much variety in terms of media exploration. also i know that clients there are also ready to explore new media.... like enviornmental graphics.... in india its looked down upon but they had done such spactacular work in that also..... i cant even imagine that kind of work in india for next 5-6 years down the line.... and hence its become very important not only for designers but for amy creative ppl to explore different cultures and different things around the world.... traveling really will majorly contribute to this..... i mean so many ppl i met have travelled so much but also they have worked in different countries and places and with different ppl....
i felt like "a frog in the well" (is that how it is said?) in front of them.....
ummmm i dono if u guys would like to read all this or its boring so i will stop here.... if u guys find it interesting we can discuss further..... :)

Hi Guys

Hi Friends,
It's been more than a week since I post anything on blog. You all also seem very much busy with work. I got a new Maths project at office. Littlebit hectic but good to learn new things. I am preparing my portolio too..What about you all...what you doing these days?..Mahesh, Shweta, Nusu, Rujuta, Rajesh...whats up?? where are you all? Nital told me that she had been to Goa last week..waiting for some nice snaps..
Please keep writing.
-Sam

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aplyala 1st yearla plaster carv karayachi
assignment hoti tyatun rahilelya plasterchi hi murti

2 ganu me kelele -- siporexche

2 chalk sculptures

me kele khup varshapurvi

Mere ghar ka ganu

Very true

Very True..I totaly agree.. especially with last two lines.

what women really want.....everyone do read it.....

This is very interesting..........
(to women) pls take time to ponder ........
(to men) enjoy the story, then just switch off........

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And the preservation of the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered. Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants?" She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life." Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half. "Which would you prefer? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night?" Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch! Or, Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this...) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this�) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose, is given below: BUT... make YOUR choice before you scroll down below... OKAY?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time. Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now... what is the moral to this story?The moral is...
1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember: IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!

Pudhchya varshi laukar ya

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