Hansi ke Hungame!

1. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....

2. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped
him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

3. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

4. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya
bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

5. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and
slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.

6. After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

7. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

8. When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, " You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

9. Interviewer: just imagine you are in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape? Sardar : its simple. I will stop my imagination !!!